17 April 2012

How to be a Man: A Conversation

M: Ohh...wat about gf's....huh....
    i think it's tym for u to get commited.......


P: Haha! And why is that so?


M: cmon man....ur an adult now.....


P: And by that logic...?


M: did i need to explain u....ur not mature enough to get wat im saying.......
    cmon *** be a man....


P: Ah! Explain
    How does one become a man, Vivek?


M: i give up.......


P: Don't
   Carry on for a bit
   Are you a man?


M: obviously yes......


P: In what way are you one?
    And what did you do to become one?
    Who, precisely, is a man?


M: you r the man ***.....
    u r the man of principles....


P: Come now, you're giving up
    Men don't do that


M: if ur telling me that men don't do that........
    then u also knw wat precisely is a man....
    got u now,,....


P: I'm working on an inverse logic
    If, according to you, you are a man and giving up elicits a sad emoticon from you, then
    that is clearly what men do not do.
    What, one wonders, do men do?
    Do answer
    Most insightful

M: they enjoy life.......


P: Tch tch tch


M: when we meet i'll explain u in detail
    by the way how come u online at this tym....


P: Oh, I was bored and watching porn


M: lolllzzzz......


P: You?


M: chattin wid gf......


P: Ah! That's how you become a man, hmmm? How long have you had this particular "gf"?


M: frm last 2 years.........


P: Good, good. What base are you on?


M: Im going to marry her......


P: Oh, seriously? Well! I suppose I must congratulate you.
    A bit young to be marrying though, eh Vivek?
    And that too in just two years
    First love?


M: nopes..... Last .....


P: So one hopes, so one hopes


M: hmm....
    it was nice talkin to u *** after a long tym......
    bubbyeee for now....


P: Sure. Good night!


M: u enjoy ur porn........
    nite bro......


P: Yeah, I will.


M: ur funny.....


P: If you say so


M: rofl.....