17 April 2012

How to be a Man: A Conversation

M: Ohh...wat about gf's....huh....
    i think it's tym for u to get commited.......


P: Haha! And why is that so?


M: cmon man....ur an adult now.....


P: And by that logic...?


M: did i need to explain u....ur not mature enough to get wat im saying.......
    cmon *** be a man....


P: Ah! Explain
    How does one become a man, Vivek?


M: i give up.......


P: Don't
   Carry on for a bit
   Are you a man?


M: obviously yes......


P: In what way are you one?
    And what did you do to become one?
    Who, precisely, is a man?


M: you r the man ***.....
    u r the man of principles....


P: Come now, you're giving up
    Men don't do that


M: if ur telling me that men don't do that........
    then u also knw wat precisely is a man....
    got u now,,....


P: I'm working on an inverse logic
    If, according to you, you are a man and giving up elicits a sad emoticon from you, then
    that is clearly what men do not do.
    What, one wonders, do men do?
    Do answer
    Most insightful

M: they enjoy life.......


P: Tch tch tch


M: when we meet i'll explain u in detail
    by the way how come u online at this tym....


P: Oh, I was bored and watching porn


M: lolllzzzz......


P: You?


M: chattin wid gf......


P: Ah! That's how you become a man, hmmm? How long have you had this particular "gf"?


M: frm last 2 years.........


P: Good, good. What base are you on?


M: Im going to marry her......


P: Oh, seriously? Well! I suppose I must congratulate you.
    A bit young to be marrying though, eh Vivek?
    And that too in just two years
    First love?


M: nopes..... Last .....


P: So one hopes, so one hopes


M: hmm....
    it was nice talkin to u *** after a long tym......
    bubbyeee for now....


P: Sure. Good night!


M: u enjoy ur porn........
    nite bro......


P: Yeah, I will.


M: ur funny.....


P: If you say so


M: rofl.....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice! Don't you think that there is a distinct male experience? I am going by the logic that i am repeatedly told that there is a distinct female experience? If there is, are men simply reduced to being oppressive, in the academia atleast?

AP said...

I suppose like females, males too would have distinct experiences instead of an experience. For males, created men, much of that revolves on being oppressive in many ways and that would involve the academic too, but, sadly or not, I don't see that happening much in the literary ones.